Would you want to fight this man? I sure as hell wouldn’t. He has a parental advisory warning. Never good. Also - he is dripping in blood.
But there is one man brave enough to take on DMX: Florida Man. Specifically the George Zimmerman variety of Florida Man.
There is a plan for a “celebrity match” for someone to punch the shit out of GZ. FIFTEEN THOUSAND people entered, which actually seems pretty low, and DMX was selected as the lucky winner.
The rapper plans to “beat the living f*** out of him,” followed by “breaking every rule in boxing to make sure I f*** him right up.” Appears to be a robust plan. In case that doesn’t properly crush the neighborhood watchman’s spirits, DMX will then pee on his face. Next steps have yet to be outlined.
This event takes an interesting turn when you hear Zimmerman’s take on it: “It was my idea…I was actually going to the gym for weight loss and doing boxing-type training”. Which naturally led to stepping in to the ring to get your buzz cut smashed in by DMX. Originally though, Zimm was shooting even higher and hoping to fight Kanye, since that dude is always “attacking defenseless people”.
** In case you’re interested, some proceeds from the beatdown will go to an animal rescue charity of Zimmerman’s choice. Because he loves puppies.