It’s actually impossible to find any pictures of Newt Gingrich near computers, iPads, or anything technological. There is one of him wearing 80s 3D googles, but it’s too small. So I had to settle for this.
What does this lack of photos of Pumpkinhead near machines tell us? That he isn’t so up on these newfangled machines the kids are using these days. And sometimes he forgets to make sure that his team turns on the appropriate privacy settings on his website. Which allows people like, three year olds, and the New York Times reporting staff to have access to files/information that Newtster probably wanted to keep quiet. Like that maybe he actual very much was a lobbyist for his former company, the Center for Health Transformation, and made “presentations” to lawmakers around the country, pressing them to pass legislation. But then he does confusing things like tell Fox News, “I do no lobbying of any kind. I never have. A very important point to make. I have never done lobbying of any kind.”
Didn’t your teachers teach you that lying is wrong? Oh, she was your math teacher? But numbers don’t lie…
