See this asymmetrical/worse version of the Night Fox? His name is Joel Osteen. And he wants you to pray with him in his megachurch. But since he only has one megachurch in Houston (located in the former Compaq Center), he now has a new way to reach your sinning soul and bring Jeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesus into your heart. A reality TV show. Unfortunately, it does not, YET, involve him being stranded on a desert island and/or battling wild boars. I somehow need to get in contact with Mark Burnett, the Survivor producer, who is partnering with Osteen on this venture.
The show has yet to go into production, but according to Osteen it won’t be like a normal reality show. Which is upsetting, because I was hoping he’d make out with some random girls, break shit and hurl some epithets around. Maybe if we get him some extra communion juice. He says it will be “more ‘Extreme Makeover: Home Edition.’ We’re going with a purpose - with a mission.” His vision is to take people from his church (300-500 at a time) to somewhere in the world that has been struck by a disaster and help them.
Can they hit the state of New Jersey first for just sort of a general….cleaning?
