Wonderful news! Miss USA really DOES represent us all. Because last night, former Miss Michigan/USA Rima Fakih was arrested for drunk driving. If I had to be driving around the Wolverine State wearing a sash all the time, I’d probably be bombed too. Also - let this be a lesson to people: don’t try to Tweet your way out of situations like this.
@OfficialRima decided it was a good idea to post that “I’m NOT in Michigan and I’m NOT in jail! Wrong Fakih.” Except she WAS in Michigan and she WAS arrested. Then the Tweet got deleted from her page. Remembering all the states can be confusing sometimes. A true American.
