People not to rob:
A) Any of these guys
B) Poor people
C) Steroid users who fight other steroid users professionally
D) Me
Answers: All of the above. But mostly A,C&D.
Anthony Miranda, unfortunately, hasn’t taken my quiz yet, and so he failed this life test. The 24-year-old Chicagoan decided to try to rob someone in their car near the airport in Chicago. Lesson one Tony, if there is a dude chilling in a car by the airport he is either a cabdriver or a disgruntled husband waiting to shoot his wife when she gets off the plane with her lover or an ultimate fighter who just likes to sit in his car by planes. Unfortunately for Tony, he got the latter. After demanding the driver give him some money, which he did, Miranda continued to berate the driver at gunpoint to get out of the car. This is where the tables turn.
The driver DID get out of the car, but instead of complying with Tony’s demands and letting the moron cruise away in his ride, he took a stand. And beat Tony up. In the ensuing scuffle Tony managed to get two black eyes and shoot himself in the ankle. He also got his face pretty scratched up, which is unfortunate, since it will hurt his chances of finding true love in jail.
Cheer up Tony, scars give you character. Just like multiple felonies.
