I think we all know who’s winning this one. But 11 people did use Bing to get to my site in the past 30 days. Well done. At least you proved that you can type. But here’s what the other 1500 people were looking for:
“one missing pinky”: I hope you find it.
6 foods of america: Butter. Pork. Wonderbread. McRib (not technically part of the pork family). Beef. SlimJims. You’re welcome.
a retard knight in aluminum foil: Have you looked in the mirror lately?
angry french canadian: They have feelings? I guess you could be angry about living in Canada.
can you have a komodo dragon as a pet: Yes. As long as you don’t oppose occasional maulings.
ha my name is shaq: I am insanely hopeful that Shaq searched this and came to my site. Because really, it is pretty funny that his name is Shaq.
hello children hello children how are you: Confirmed: the internet is the second favorite medium of choice for pedophiles. Behind children’s charities/college athletics.
incest utah: You could have just searched for “Utah.”
is the bob tebow evangelistic association legitimate: No.
kennedy funeral diorama: This an ambitious 4th grader. Also has a weird thing for death.
michael lohan’s balls: Get out of here.
sheep droppings manure (1): I approve of your preciseness, it’s really the only way to get what you’re looking for on the Internet. Except I have nothing related to exactly ONE sheep dropping/manure on my site. Effort is strong to quite strong though.
the seagal out of finding nemo: If only he had actually starred in that movie, things would have been a lot more interesting.
