Ding! Ding! Ding! Ding! We have a winner. Let’s just call this race over. Newt Gingrich is going to roll his snowman self all over the competitors and lead our country back to greatness. Why? Because he has a new endorsement from someone who only makes good and winning decisions: Gary Busey.
Busey, shockingly, has never met the Newtsicle, but he “knows what he stands for.” Busey failed to extrapolate on what, exactly, the things that he stands for are, but we’ll just have to take him on his word. Although who knows how much you can trust Gary Busey’s word. Do you think he actually followed through on this promise? We can only hope. Or for an even better outcome, hopes that he blacks in while he’s onstage being announced as Newt’s VP, and continues where he left off. To prove that Gary Busey is a man of action. Newt-Busey 2012.
