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December 14 | 7:58
Know how you’re guaranteed to win in this game? Using a ball made out of Michael Jackson’s hair. Who cares if you just tried to put $500 on green. You win anyways.
How one makes a roulette ball out of a deceased person’s hair is unclear, but the gambling website OnlineGamblingPal.com is going to make it happen. They’ve clearly invested heavily in SEO. The BEST online casino.
The site bought the lock of hair for $10,871, and it will clearly be worth every penny. Except they’re a website, so no actual humans can use it. But according to them, “it will be eligible for use at any licensed casino’s roulette table.” Smart investment, team.
“The auction was a thriller!”
