Some day, my home will look like this. Once I learn how to hunt.
A Florida woman, Chelsea Harrison, only had one mounted deer head, but it was good enough for what she needed it for: attacking her ex-boyfriend.
Harrison’s ex-boyfriend, Terry Nowakowski, decided he needed to get into the house that the split-up coupled shared for financial reasons and “for the good of the child” they had together. So good for that child. Nowakowski couldn’t get in the house because it was locked. So he broke down a door and ripped off a screen. This displeased Chelsea. So she grabbed the nearest weapon, off the wall, and began to jab and hit Terry with the taxidermied deer. Their kid witnessed this beatdown, for his/her own good, because now he/she learned a new reason that mounted deer should never be part of one’s interior decorating. Unless you can have all the deer (see above).
