“I would like to give you a gift”, says San Franciscan Trent Arsenault. “The gift of my sperm.” 46 women say, “OK!” 328 times. The FDA says: “What the eff?”
This is because Trent is running his own sperm donation website, and “offers his sperm for free.” This seems….suspect. Also…prostitution? But it’s cool, because the ladies love him. As do their eggs, because he has now fathered 14 children, and has four more on the way. The FDA thinks this is dangerous, because he has no regulations on him or his recipients about STD testing. There’s not talk about any ‘artificial insemination,’ so basically he has a lot of sex. It all starts to make sense when you find out that he’s a minister’s son. It’s all about compassion. “I thought it would just be a neat way of service to help the community.” He also lives in the 1950s. Neat-o.
