You know when you’re having one of those days that you think getting a Persian verse tattooed on your penis, along with your girlfriend’s initials, is a good idea? Maybe you should reconsider this, even if you want to get something even awesomer, like a seahorse tattooed on your dong. Because one guy in Iran decided to go for it, and ended up with a permanent erection.
His first mistake may have been the peen tattoo idea, which he promptly followed up with the second mistake of letting his “artist” use a handheld needle, meaning “there is no control of the depth of the needle.” Sounds…horrendous. The dude is still able to have sex, and since he’s 24, this is all that matters. Long-term damage to the penis and potential impotence be damned! I can have sex with my girlfriend! With my penis. That now says “good luck on your journeys M” on it. I am a badass.
The man has tried two forms of treatment to remedy his “issue” but neither worked, leading him to live a life of erections and fun. While there are other treatment options, he is turning them down. Good luck with that.
I’ll leave you with some wisdom imparted on us by the Iranian doctors who have treated him: We discourage penile tattooing.
