It’s searching time!!!
Lots of searches led the Internet people to my blog this month, most of them related to Tim Tebow’s sister, Kim Jong-il and Lil Wayne’s teeth. However, here are some of the more creative types:
- all the guns in the world: You may not have them. Unless you’re going to use them to hunt a…
- gang of racoons: This seems dangerous. Especially because they sort of have natural face masks in their fur patterns, so it’s hard to tell their true identity.
- mario rock, you rock like a raccoon: Sensing a theme here. Did not know that “You rock like a raccoon” was a phrase, but now that I do, especially when referring to my tiny overall-wearing video game friends of Italian heritage.
- ahmadinejad cake face: I like this, particularly if they are trying to find a “face cake” of Ahmadinejad, like in that HTC Vivid ad. That will win you a respite from death by hanging. Mahmoud loves funfetti.
- class meatini: Are you looking for a classy meatini or the high school superlative “Class Meatini”? If it’s the former, impossible. If it’s the second, I respect your creativity and would like to point you to the football team.
- death by butter: www.pauladeen.com
- deer head stands: If you find me a deer that can do a headstand, I will pay you a million dollars. I will also personally capture said deer for you, with my bare hands and or some sort of netting, so you can mount it on your wall.
- google is a woman: I’m pretty sure it’s a website.
- gordita with a face: If this is the new ‘Grilled Cheese Jesus’ I’d be ok with that. The question is - which historical religious figure will grace the Cheesy Gordita Crunch? Or do you just mean a little fat girl with a face?
- most sexiest man: Least grammatical human.
