This post does not in anyway condone domestic violence. But as a tip to you abusers out there, if you’re going to get caught smacking your significant other around, maybe you should think of some good excuses.
While some police officers may be fellow polterphiles, if you live in Wisconsin, cops are way more down to earth. And just way bigger in general.
Michael West, a man in Wisconsin, was arrested last week after his wife told the police that he strangled her and punched her in the face. There were bruises to prove it. First, he tried to play the cool/realistic card, telling the cops that his spouse received her injuries during “several falls.” The police said…you lie! Then, he got down to what really happened: “A ghost did it.” The police said…you’re arrested!
Sadly, the woman got blood on her Packers jersey, but since it’s Wisconsin, she probably has a few dozen to spare. And her husband is in jail so she can always borrow his.
