You, indeed, are thinking different. But in terms of true Apple fandom, you really aren’t that dedicated or creative. Not like Wang in China. Because Wang was willing to sell his body parts in order to get himself an iPhone and an iPad. However, I guess he sort of pussied out because he sold a body part he doesn’t technically need: his kidney. If you want to go serious dedication, let’s talk face transplants.
Things aren’t working out so well for the five guys who arranged and performed the surgery. Like - they are being charged with intentional injury after operating on the 17-year old, and making several thousand dollars off it. Wang walked away with $3,500, which he used to buy his toys along with a side of a debilitating medical condition.
Unfortunately for Wang, he may actually have weaker kidneys than most, and post-surgery, he is now suffering from renal deficiency. At least he can entertain himself in the hospital with his newly-purchased electronics. He’s going to be really good at Drawsome.