24 6 / 2010

This appears to be a tattoo of seagulls from Finding Nemo. On a grown man. What body part is it? The jury is out.  Guess who else has a seagull tattoo? The Biebs. I cannot wait for tweens around the country to do things they will later regret in life. Namely, tattoo a seagull sitting on a heart with the initials J.B. in the center. Perhaps the seagull will be squawking “Eenie Meenie Minie Mo Lover”. If they’re classy about it.  Turns out Bieber’s dad, mostly likely looking to ride the cash cow all the way to the U.S.-Canada border, has surfaced. And by that I mean People Magazine dug him out of the Canadian wilderness and found an old website he made to “report” on his existence. Fun fact: He likes to play Spades. He also likes the letter J. His name is Jeremy, and he is remarried with two children, Jazmyn and Jaxon. Other fun fact: He doesn’t understand how spelling works.  He too, has a seagull tattoo and rolls by the Twitter name @LordBieber. And really supports Germany in soccer. I sense a dark past. Can’t wait for the tell-all.

This appears to be a tattoo of seagulls from Finding Nemo. On a grown man. What body part is it? The jury is out. 

Guess who else has a seagull tattoo? The Biebs. I cannot wait for tweens around the country to do things they will later regret in life. Namely, tattoo a seagull sitting on a heart with the initials J.B. in the center. Perhaps the seagull will be squawking “Eenie Meenie Minie Mo Lover”. If they’re classy about it. 

Turns out Bieber’s dad, mostly likely looking to ride the cash cow all the way to the U.S.-Canada border, has surfaced. And by that I mean People Magazine dug him out of the Canadian wilderness and found an old website he made to “report” on his existence. Fun fact: He likes to play Spades. He also likes the letter J. His name is Jeremy, and he is remarried with two children, Jazmyn and Jaxon. Other fun fact: He doesn’t understand how spelling works. 

He too, has a seagull tattoo and rolls by the Twitter name @LordBieber. And really supports Germany in soccer. I sense a dark past. Can’t wait for the tell-all.

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